"Goal! York have scored! 1-0 to York!" (City fans start to celebrate all over the country). Then Parker said something along the lines of "Oh no, City are not in red today. It is a goal for Wrexham. That is a big blow as York fall behind to an early goal." - Barry Parker

"Woolford crosses it in from deep and the right and (excitedly) Brodie's got on the end of it! Oh it's gone so close, (Silence) errr, (Silence) It is a throw in."

"And someone has fisted Brass..." - Barry Parker

"Ricky van Wolfswinkel, lots of Vs in that name" - Jon Champion commentating BDO Darts on ESPN (December 2012)

"It was not that Gerrard played badly. In truth, he was hampered by the poor performance of Gareth Barry." The Daily Telegraph explains the poor England show against Montenegro. So don't blame Jason Walker ever again